I do not have a dog.
I have 2 cats.
Two, house-trained--know where their litter box is, changed every day, clean cats.
Remember a few weeks ago I spent several days steam cleaning the carpets? Remember how proud I was--how accomplished I felt?
Remember how I told you a few months ago how proud I was of my son who is making money mowing lawns?
Know where this is going??!
My son mowed the yard of one of my neighbors yesterday. Said neighbor has a giant Doberman. Said Doberman has giant...
My son walked ALL OVER my house not knowing what he had on his shoes!!
Guess who was steam cleaning again today while she should have been taking an exam??!
I don't even HAVE a dog!!!